"Wonderland is where the mad are sane." |
I post things that make me laugh, i can relate to, or that matter to me. i hope you enjoy my blog~
Made this for my boyfriend
Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.
Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)
Stave off those winter and fall colds!
Dammit, this appears immediately after I’ve already gotten over my bronchitis :-[
and yet it appears right before haunt season and the vocal year beginning so booyah for me
I do this every year!
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you
you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened
the only people that like me live THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM ME wtf
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA